
That’s the question meat-eaters ask vegetarians all the
time. It’s a good question too, because if you look at the Standard American
Diet (remember, it’s abbreviated
“SAD”), there’s a lot of meat to be sure. But even among vegetarian foods, there aren’t very many commonly eaten
things that aren’t dependent in some way on animal products. If something doesn’t have chickens’ eggs or
cows’ milk mixed into it, it probably has mayonnaise or butter or cheese on top
of it. Tell a meat-eater you’re a vegan and you don’t eat any animal
products, and he or she will probably ask the question twice: “But what do you
eat? What on Earth do you eat?” Fortunately, there are some easy answers
to both of these questions.
Many of the dishes meat-eaters already love don’t need meat at all.
People have become so used to throwing meat into
everything and so accustomed to heavy, high-fat dishes that they’ve forgotten
what real food tastes like. Spaghetti sauce doesn’t need a bunch of ground beef
in it to make it taste good. Soup doesn’t need chicken broth, and stir-fry
doesn’t need chunks of pork hiding under the vegetables. Without all that meat,
foods are lighter, more flavorful and lower in calories. Best of all, you can
eat more of them!
There are lots of vegetarian foods out there that you haven’t
tried. And with new, lighter, tastier vegetarian foods in your diet,
your meals
won’t have to be defined by a single dish. (“Mom, what’s for dinner? Pork chops?
Is that all?”)
Not if you don’t want to, anyway. There are
vegetarian substitutes for everything! You’ve heard of veggie burgers; you’ve
heard of tofu dogs. (Don’t laugh—dress
them up, and
even hard-core meat eaters usually can’t tell the
difference.)
There are great vegetarian substitutes to satisfy any animal food craving you might have—from steak to Reuben sandwiches. If you want to stuff yourself to the gills every night with a big pot roast and gravy (and a hot fudge sundae for dessert!), you can, and still eat a 100% vegetarian diet.
Take a
survey of all the foods you and your family have eaten in the last week—both at
home and away. Be honest, now. It’s not all broccoli and skim milk. Look
in your refrigerator and take note of all the stuff that’s bad for you, bad for
the environment and bad for our furry and feathered friends. Not just
the meat and the frozen pepperoni pizzas, but the milk, the cheese, the carton
of eggs, the jar of mayonnaise and those frozen cheese
pockets.
Take all that bad stuff out of
your refrigerator and throw it in the trash. No, just kidding! But at least
consider not buying any more of it.
Now, think about all the bad things in your diet that nobody
really likes anyway—the boiled hot dogs you make only because they’re fast, the
Lard-O-Rama® breakfast scrapple, and the dry chickens’ breasts you eat because
you once thought they were healthy—and get rid of them from your diet. OK, now
we’re making progress.
Once you’ve eliminated all the animal products that are both boring and unhealthy, trot right down to your local natural foods grocery and find an appropriate meat substitute.

The same thing goes for dairy products. We’ve got substitutes for everything from the cow’s milk on your breakfast cereal to the chickens’ eggs in your cookies. They taste great, and they’re much better for you than something that came from a farm animal.

Adapted with permission
from The Perfectly Contented Meat-Eater’s Guide to Vegetarianism
by
Mark Warren Reinhardt ©1998-2006 by Mark Warren Reinhardt. All rights
reserved.